school sucks

i should have figured out that if i didn't like school as a student, then i probably wouldn't like it as a teacher. what i didn't even think of was that i would still have to deal with the dreaded PRINCIPAL. so even though the administrators suck, i take the time to make sure that there is a substitute for my classes when i'm gone. do they thank me? do they make sure i know it's appreciated? NO! what they do is ask me to do MORE work! i think i'm going to become a nanny. that way i still get to work with kids, but no more administrators! and if my luck would work...maybe i could work for a hot single dad! that is interested in short, chubby chicks! ok now i'm dreaming! with my luck right now, i'd get a married dad who had a georgous wife and wouldn't even give me a second glance! damn, even my daydreams suck! all i have to say...thank god for alcohol!

making friends

ok so for the past 2 weeks i have been searching for a person to play tennis with. i had the brillant idea (thanks mom) to post an ad on craig's list. i went under "strickly platonic" and said that i wanted someone to play tennis with. what i got in response was men seeking a date. so somehow platonic now means "hey i'm desperate for a date and can't get one, so i'm using tennis as a code word for sex". so i give up on that ad and post a new one. this one now reads "NO DATES"! ok not exactly but close enough! so i get a responce from some guy who wants to run >8 miles!!! how does that = tennis?! so i respond to the guy that i look like a turtle on speed when i run...for some reason he doesn't want to play tennis! but the new ad did get some female response, so it wasn't a waste of time like the last one. so i'm thinking what kind of responses i'll get if i post an ad for sex...think someone will respond who wants to play tennis?!

men suck

why do men think that if two women are having trouble lifting an object, that one man can lift it easily? i mean do they think we are huffing and puffing our way up 3 flights of stairs for the fun of it?! NO! the damn thing is heavy! so this idiot comes along and asks if we would like help! umm...no we were just killing ourselves for the fun of it! YES, we would like help! so then this idiot comes up, pushes his sleeves up, and tries to lift the damn thing himself. so we're like...um maybe all three of us should lift it. and he says "no ma'am i got it" (yes i'm serious!). so this idiot then picks up the damn thing as if it was a feather and carries it up two flights of stairs! it took two women 20 minutes to get the damn thing up one flight! this idiot goes two flights in like 2 seconds! shit i hate men!